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Parthenogenesis

from Retinal Bloom by the scary jokes

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lyrics

Fire in the sky
Harkens the comet
Strike me, strike out my absent year
Gently

You could do worse
Glad we don’t live in their universe
Where there’s no kindness
Only violence, withheld

From my body, an un-life
Ooh, it gets me every time
So I retreat to the celestial bodies
That bless us all, our parthenogenic lives

Those who aim to always be well
Are cursed to see illness everywhere
So take it back, take everything back
No one can stay the hammer that falls on you

Fire in the sky
Opens the heavens
This is, this is your last chance
To escape

You could do worse
Shut yourself off from the universe
You need to sacrifice for the happiness you seek

We are signing off now
Everything is squared away
Now we retreat to our celestial bodies
That bless us all, our parthenogenic lives

Those who aim to always be well
Are cursed to see illness everywhere
So take it back, take everything back
No one can stay the hammer that falls on you

Your little black book is burning
The black plume will shroud the Earth
Look to the stars, look to the stars
We’ve followed them for as long as we’ve been around

Now they look back
Now they look back at us
Fire in the sky, here comes the comet
Fire in the sky, here comes the comet

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from Retinal Bloom, released May 26, 2023

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