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Retinal Bloom

by the scary jokes

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1.
Shall we go down beneath the waterfall? Raining thunder, where we can Make a place to hide Our splintering bones Oh now we’re seeing red Fetching the crown to Adorn my lover’s head We buckle too, when the flesh fails Wanting, waiting, on vengeance to free her arrow It’s a blind shot across our starlit kingdom Our splintering bones Oh now we’re seeing red Fetching the crown to Adorn my lover’s head They don’t, they don’t know They’ve got no common sense We don’t, we don’t, we don’t Have to be so defenseless But we shatter too, when the flesh fails And I’ll be right here, I’ll be right here with you They don’t, they don’t know They don’t, they don’t know You don’t, you don’t know The weight I carry You know it don’t come easy So won’t you be sweet Oh fortune, please, won’t you be sweet to me? Our splintering bones Oh now we’re seeing red Fetching the crown to Adorn my lover’s head
2.
Riptide 04:09
Riptide, pull me closer You can pull me under A hex on my head that makes me Ever the fool, ever the fool Who will build over this home of mine? Riptide, pull pull me closer You can pull pull me under Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved? Such a pity, the mess you made With those lovely hands Sink your white fang into me Rip my throat out, leave me gasping Death to all men, who wrote op-eds Lamenting how you kept your clothes on The riptide will pull pull you under You can pull pull me closer Do you want to watch the transformer blow up? You thought a bomb had gone off But it wasn’t Armageddon After all that rain, it’s no surprise That the river rages and the waters rise And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we’re not careful I already spun out once or twice Riptide, pull me closer You can pull me under A hex on my head that makes me Ever the fool, ever the fool Ever the fool, ever the fool Ever the fool, ever the fool
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The grifter rolls into town in a black Cadillac Pulling at the skin of your face The very second that you got a taste I wouldn’t know what it’s like to be so connected And I just don’t need anymore friends Yeah I just don’t need anymore friends Even at your best, you’ve got no common sense It’s just a simple “yes or no” to pass the test When you stick your fist into my magic hat You think you’ve learned the trick Are you sure about that? So reliable, always no time Who needs an analyst when you’ve got style? So far as you can tell, you know me very well And there’s not much to know You’re seeing what you get In my mental map, the highways look like cracks And if I make a move I’m never coming back So reliable, always on time Who needs an analyst when you’ve got style?
4.
Static figure in the living room Hit record, see what it’ll do It moves in stop motion Camera off Night wind carries you, but don’t get carried away Cause we’ve got lots of work to do today Hang onto that thought Though it isn’t a lot, it’s not, it’s not It’s not nothing Someday, I’ll hang up my skin Lie down, become another thing Someday, I’ll hang up my skin Lie down, become another thing Stand down, you’ll burn on the spot I’d kill for my family, blood for blood I try not to hurt, but when I do I make that hurt live forever and ever in you Hahahahahahaha Nail me to a wall, nail me to a wall Nail me to a wall, nail me to a wall In the fibers, there’s blood in the fibers The intention of inflicting pain Yeah, that’s all it really takes That’s all it really takes I hear you in the hall Bring in the wrecking ball Bring in the wrecking ball Garden show me something’s growing For I want only beautiful things Stand down, you’ll burn on the spot I’d kill for my family, blood for blood I try not to hurt but when I do I make that hurt live forever and ever in you Hahahahahahaha
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Uzumaki 04:01 video
Go on and live your life in misery We’re just moving our bodies to the beat And I’m not evil after all Go on and live your life in misery You and I, we’re driving downtown My mind’s eye is really delivering Can I really lie, say I’ve got no regrets? In this place all I want to do is be your friend No contrition No, no contrition No contrition No, no contrition We’ll never be good, we’ll never be good God, I hope I never see you again Why can’t you behave? You’re always out of control Why can’t I calm down Even when I’m alone? It’s got me like… Ooh, I wish things were different Ooh, but the feeling’s not mutual We all, we all End up, all of us In, in the Middle of the spiral If you say you’re sorry I’ll say it too No forgiveness No, no forgiveness No forgiveness No, no forgiveness Go on and live your life in misery I’m not the wicked one Go on and live your life in misery Sucking the blood from my split lip Sucking the blood from my split lip Sucking the blood from my split lip, uh-huh Fist in the drywall Fist in the drywall Fist in the drywall You won’t believe who I just saw
6.
I’ve become the invisible man You won’t see me around no more No use in photographs It burns holes in the film Hoping you’ll forget me Sincerely yours Elephant foot Smolders under feral dogs I hide from my own reflection I fear my own shadow Burning in my memory Every mistake I’ve made Human error that wrought disaster Pinning the yarn, it must be someone here’s to blame Logging the evidence, a devil with no name Try to justify the means, you can’t, you can’t Imprisoned in dying dreams We are not built to last Little green army men who melt beneath the sun Elephant foot smolders under feral dogs
7.
Fire in the sky Harkens the comet Strike me, strike out my absent year Gently You could do worse Glad we don’t live in their universe Where there’s no kindness Only violence, withheld From my body, an un-life Ooh, it gets me every time So I retreat to the celestial bodies That bless us all, our parthenogenic lives Those who aim to always be well Are cursed to see illness everywhere So take it back, take everything back No one can stay the hammer that falls on you Fire in the sky Opens the heavens This is, this is your last chance To escape You could do worse Shut yourself off from the universe You need to sacrifice for the happiness you seek We are signing off now Everything is squared away Now we retreat to our celestial bodies That bless us all, our parthenogenic lives Those who aim to always be well Are cursed to see illness everywhere So take it back, take everything back No one can stay the hammer that falls on you Your little black book is burning The black plume will shroud the Earth Look to the stars, look to the stars We’ve followed them for as long as we’ve been around Now they look back Now they look back at us Fire in the sky, here comes the comet Fire in the sky, here comes the comet
8.
Rage 04:45
Thought you were a looking glass But you hid all you meant to reflect And you hurt what you promised to protect I wish I could fix you but I can’t I have her now And I’ll never let her be alone again And you, you’ll never really leave me But I don’t belong to you or the wolves at my door I don’t want to go to the bullfight Don’t, don’t, please don’t make me go Maybe I’m made to maim But it’s my choice alone whose blood will paint these stones Oh my rage belongs to me And I, I’ll never be alone again And you, you never really loved me I don’t belong to you or the wolves at my door Oh my love Oh my angel How I’ve wept How I’ve seethed for you I’ve grown coarse and befanged Pacing in the night Turning over and over Trying to get it right But I’ll never uncrack the vase And I’ll never get us out of this place But I, I, I, I have her now And I’ll never let her be alone again And you and I are severed evermore You’ll always be on the other side of that door
9.
When the white sun rises tomorrow The whole world will hear our glorious screaming end Punctuated by hissing insects The sweat of our brow and our lifeblood Will water a new crop I roll back the tape I roll back the tape I roll back the tape So everybody’ll know We don’t have to hide those demons of accident, no We just have to try, try, try, try for tomorrow Hold your children close Tell them to quiet down Tell them to close their eyes It’s time for good children to dream We’ll keep our dreams tucked in our chest Where they’ll always be safe I roll back the tape I roll back the tape I roll back the tape So everybody’ll know We don’t have to hide those demons of accident, no We just have to try, try, try, try for tomorrow Ooh, I love you Ooh, I’ve tried Ooh, I love you Ooh, I’ve tried Though I fear to die I roll back the tape I roll back the tape I roll back the tape So everybody’ll know We don’t have to hide those demons of accident, no We just have to try, try, try, try for tomorrow We just have to try, try, try, try for tomorrow
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about

Journey through the dreamy and sinister psychedelic universe of Retinal Bloom, the latest album from The Scary Jokes. Liz Lehman confronts threats both external and existential, conjuring a set that simmers with passion and rage. Co-produced with Fire-Toolz (Angel Marcloid), Retinal Bloom is The Scary Jokes’ most aesthetically ambitious album yet, augmenting their trademark bedroom pop approach with distortion, guitar, drums and analog synths.

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released May 26, 2023

All tracks written by Liz Lehman
Produced by The Scary Jokes & Fire-Toolz
Mixed and mastered by Angel Marcloid at Angel Hair Audio

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